Almost Everybody Farts by Marty Kelley

"Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But. . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart?"

Almost Everybody Farts by Marty Kelley is a hilarious story about a bodily function we all do but no one likes to admit-- farting. Every person and animal farts, well, almost everyone. There are so many different types of people and even mythical creatures that fart, but one person who insists she does not fart.

I LOVE this adorable book. The illustrations add so much to the cadence of the rhyme. My favorite page has to be the one with a farting unicorn. "Ninja farts are SBDs" is probably the funniest line in the entire book.